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Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!
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Al who? Al give you a high five if you open this door! Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions around here! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave! Alma who? Alma not going to say. Amanda who? A man da fix your doorbell! Amy who? Andrew who Andrew a picture! Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil! Annie who? Annie body going to open this door? Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool? Barbie Who? Barbie Q Chicken! Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes already. Caesar who? Claire who? Doris who? Doris locked. Open up, please! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend.
Howard who? Howard I know? Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock. Justin who? Ken who? Ken I come in? Kent who? Kent you tell who I am by my voice? Lena who? Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see! Mikey who? Nana who? Nobel who? Otto who? Robin your house! Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight. Troy who? Troy ringing the doorbell! Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Will who? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home. Can you play? Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Chick who? Chick your stove, I can smell it burning! Cow-go Cow-go who? No, Cow go MOO! Goat who? Goat to the door and find out. Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water. Monkey who? Monkey see. Monkey do.grupoavigase.com/includes/429/3385-paginas-para-conocer.php
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Rough who? Rough, rough, rough! Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating all my carrots! Who Who who? Is there an owl in here? Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy! Venice who? Venice your mom coming home? Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
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Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Alien who?
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Just how many aliens do you know? Amish who? Awe, I miss you too. Atch who? Bless you! Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Bed who?
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Boo who? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who. Burglar who? Canoe who? Canoe come out and play today? Cash who? Cargo who? Cargo vroom, vroom! CD who? Paperback Book. Laugh out loud all day long! What do you get when you..? As you guess the answers, you're sure to get the giggles! Amid the jokes, you'll also find cool tips about how to deliver the perfect punch line.
Every budding comic needs a little help getting started and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs! Related Products. Bible Fun! Have a question about this product? Ask us here. Ask a Question What would you like to know about this product? Connect With Us. From time to time she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five-pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can. After a few weeks, I moved up to pound potato sacks, then pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute!
Next, I started putting a few potatoes IN the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level. After the spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent the holidays. They used to live in a nice big brick house. But, grandpa got retarded and they moved to Floriduh. Now they live in a place with lots of other Grandmas and Grandpas. They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They go to a big building called the wrecked center. They must have fixed it because it looks pretty good now.
There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. At the gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man who sits in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes though, they do manage to sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.
Grandma used to bake cookies and other neat things, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. So the ones that escape bring food back to the wrecked center and call it a potluck. My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says that I should work hard so I can also be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the old man in the dollhouse. A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. The fairy moved her magic wand and — abracadabra!
On the first day, God created the cow. On the second day, God created the dog.
I will give you a life span of twenty years. On the third day, God created the monkey.
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On the fourth day, God created man. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. Only twenty years? No way man. That makes eighty, okay? SO: That is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
And proud of it! Hey, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. I think the life cycle is all backward. Then live in an old age home. Do drugs, alcohol, party, get ready for high school. Go to grade school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities. Become a little baby, and go back into the womb, Spend the last nine months floating and finish off as an orgasm. It has come to this. I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the mail on the table. Lay car keys down on the desk.
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After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. Now, where is the checkbook? Where did I put the extra checks? I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water. What are they doing here? I head for the door and notice someone left the TV remote in the wrong spot. I realize this condition is serious. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, he took off 10 percent. The clerk poured some coffee which he handed to me.